Little Letters

Dear Flies,

If you come into my house, I will kill you. You've been warned.


Dear Baby,

You are really hurting my back and my insides feel like they are stretching. Also, I don't think I can ever stomach onions ever again, but I really really love you. A lot.


Dear Raisin Bran,

You are super yummy. Thanks for being so reliable and what I want in the mornings.


Dear Husband,

You make a killer roast. I love cooking with you and being your internet research assistant while we try to figure out what temperature to cook things. You are my best friend.


Love,
Tal


Edited to add: Dear Neighbor, We haven't met yet (which is a shame) but I think your music is really terrible. Stop playing it so loud. Please and thank you.